The Sunday School teacher was  describing how Lot's wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of  salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mom looked
back once while  she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned
into a  telephone pole!' 

A  Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good  
Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the  roadside, all
wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful  little girl broke
the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw  up.'

A  Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of  
fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he,  with
just two worms.'

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We  have been learning how
powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.  But, there is a Higher Power.
Can anybody tell me what it is? One  child blurted out, 'Aces!'

Nine-year-old Joey was asked  by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School. 'Well, Mom, our  teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue  mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to
the Red  Sea , he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people
walked  across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They  
sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.'  'Now,
Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his Mother  asked.
'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,  you'd never believe

A Sunday School teacher  decided to have her young class memorize one of
the most quoted  passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a
month to  learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he  
just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely  get
past the first line. On the day that the kids were  scheduled to recite
Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was  so nervous. When it was his
turn, he stepped up to the microphone and  said proudly, 'The Lord is my
Shepherd, and that's all I need to  know.'   

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that  her father always paused
and bowed his head for a moment before  starting his sermon. One day, she
asked him why. 'Well, Honey,' he  began, proud that his daughter was so
observant of his messages. 'I'm  asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.'
'How come He doesn't  answer it?' she asked.  

During the minister's prayer  one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one
of the back pews.  Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into
silence and, after  church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?'
Tommy  answered soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He  did!'   

When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime  prayers, she would bless every
family member, every friend, and every  animal (current and past). For
several weeks, after we had finished  the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, 'And
all girls.' This soon became  part of her nightly routine, to include this
closing. My curiosity got  the best of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you
always add the part  about all girls?' Her response, 'Because everybody
always finish their  prayers by saying 'All Men'!'  


Little Johnny and his family  were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was  seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little  Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny!  Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother. 'I don't need  
to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do.' his  mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before
eating at our house.'  'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is
Grandma's house  and she knows how to  cook!'

Thank you Pam at Real Country Life