Why husbands should not take phone messages...

From the Classifieds

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
Otherwise cute. Needs visit with 'Dog Whisperer'

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...Can leap tall fences in single bound.

FOUND - DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat...been out awhile.
Expecting big reward for this one.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY
Must sell washer and dryer.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Excellent condition.
$200 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Trailer Trash

I want to be trailer trash, plain and simple!!

They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today.

They did not get mortgages they couldn't afford.

They did not run banks to the ground with greed.

They did not use investors for their personal benefit.

They don't even belong to the unions that ask too much of their companies.

I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes.

I want to live more simply, pack up the dogs and move into a travel-trailer.

I don't mind being called 'trailer trash', but I wanted to get your opinion.

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