06-30-06

Well, it's been a while since I have written. I haven't submitted another chapter on "THE BOOK" because I have 2 of my characters in a dilemma. I can get them out of it, but I haven't figured out how to get them in it. I have just had my 3rd and last laser eye surgery, and recommend it for anyone who is considering it. We are in full swing with the honey bees and will be sending new pictures soon.

I know that a few of you will be heading South for a summer vacation and a few of you may encounter some Southerner's across the Mason Dixon line. I thought that I would write and update everyone on a few Southerism's.  Of course this ain't all of em'

Sweetea  This is a glass of tea with sugar. Never add granulated sugar to cold tea, it won't melt. If you can't get it to the tea pitchur while it's hot, then you need to make sugar water to sweeten the tea. Not green tea, mint tea, or flavored tea, just loose leaf or tea bag tea. Most folks prefer a lemon wedge, not lemon flavored tea.
Sugar Water    2 parts sugar to 1 part water, boiled until sugar melts and then cooled.
Sugar, Shug, Sweetie, Honey    terms of endearment

Pitchur    This is what you mix tea or a iced drink in. Preferably glass but plastic is ok.
Cat Head Biscuit  A hand mixed, hand pressed, homemade biscuit, about the size of a cat's head.
Greens    Can be turnip, collards, spring mix or spinach.
Taters    Potatoes that can be fried, mashed, boiled, steamed or cooked with meat.
Poke Salad    A leafy green weed with a thick stem that has to be boiled, then mix in with some eggs and scrambled with a little vinegar.
Fridgedaire    Refrigerator
Hen Fruit    Eggs
Cow Juice    Milk
Grits    Ground corn, eaten hot with lot's of butter
Jam, jelly, preserves    Goes on a cat head biscuit
Sweet tater    to be rubbed down in bacon grease and baked until tender
Biscuits & Gravy    self explanatory, gravy is white in the a.m. and brown in the p.m.
Red Eye Gravy    made from ham drippings
Drippings    left over grease from fried meat used to rub down sweet taters, add to beans while you cook them, all around flavor enhancer
Buttermilk    used to make biscuits, drink with cornbread, or to keep delicate skin from freckling

Ya'll, yawl, you'all    Means more than one, heard in the deep south.
Yun's, you'uns    Means more than one, heard in the southern mountains
Yung'un's  children
Naked
   You have your clothes off
Nekkid
   You have your clothes off and are up to no good.
Up to no good
   Something you are doing that you can't tell your momma
Fixin    Going to do something
Clum    Description used to describe climbing up a tree and then climbing down.
Reckon To consider or think
Ill    To act hateful of mean "Ill as a hornet"
Act ugly    To misbehave
Coon Huntin    hunt raccoons
Coon Hound    very expensive dog used to tree a raccoon
Tree a coon    get a raccoon up a tree
Tap A Tree when a raccoon jumps from tree to tree
Crick, Branch, Spring bodies of water